- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i gathered all the rabbits around me and read watership down to them and i’m actually a disney princess
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
Sherlock isn’t dead.
Amy and Rory lived a long life together.
Arthur will rise and be with Merlin again.
These should be happy endings why do they hurt so much?
BECAUSE THE BBC POSSESSES BLACK MAGIC FUCKERY THAT MAKES YOUR EMOTIONS GO THROUGH A SHREDDER.
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.
I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO IT.
I BET YOU.